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Djinn — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:56:31 +0000

It's August 10th! Son of a B.... I missed that sale at best buy for that paper shredder.

Everyone! Get in Here.

Djinn — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:29:04 +0000

Some time tomorrow, a baby of nondescript power will be born. We must prepare for this and tread lightly.

I HATE you all.

Djinn — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:02 +0000

Love and Kisses,

Your Administrator

Attention!

Djinn — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:21:39 +0000

You have one less day to live. That is all. Have a Nice Day,

2012 Steadfastly Approaches!

Djinn — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:28:53 +0000

According to the Ancient Civilization of the Mayans the calander was to end on December 21st 2012. Thus it is inductive to believe that time will stop thus ending the universe. To save humanity we must either build a time machine to set the world back 10 years every 10 years.. But such effeorts are useless because I will have to rewrite this every time. So instead we will seek out an actual tangible source of time and bribe it. If that fails, we give it an offer it can't refuse.

Happy August 23rd!

Djinn — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:22:45 +0000

We should all celebrate August 23rd. To me and most likely you, August 23rd strikes as not a memorable day in terms of holidays and I question why. August 23rd has always been there for us, unlike that ungreatful February 29th which only rears its disrespectful presence once every 4 years! Why does that scum bag get recognition?

So I say to you, acknowledge our beloved August 23rd. When you wake up on that glorious day, tell everyone you meet, "Happy August 23rd!" Be proud and confident in your greetings.

You shall be an ember that glows brightly in the dark, only a wisper and it is out. But if you shall carry that ember with you, may it grow into a glorious fire and then sweap across the land! And may almighty God bless the day we all celebrate August 23rd! Then we can spread our love for it even further. This my friends will be the first domino knocked down leading to World Peace and free cheese for all.

Sincerely,
Firetnk