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The Interracial 2022 Swag Bag

Rabscuttle — Wed, 02 Nov 2022 18:46:43 +0000

Hi. It's G-Money back in your lane.
After a neat push for racks and the incredible Dota played to claim the Aegis, our goal is to harness the excitement of this year's TI production value. To that end, we're unveiling The Interracial 2022 Swag Bag, a free giveaway for all Dota players.
Log in now to claim your rewards:

Two months of Dota Fuss.
Your choice of one Archana from any available on the Dota 2 store.
A VIP TI Attendee ticket for any one of next TI's interactive exhibits -- including exclusive access to the "Legion Commander Duels" roleplay arena, which will be hosted on top of a foam pit provided by Lenovo and Intel.

PGL is not ass, and we will be working with them again.
gg.bet ez re

Things got steamy

Rabscuttle — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 22:33:00 +0000

Hi. I'm Gabe Newell.
It is with a heavy heart that I inform our Vulva enthusiasts that our previous avatar had to be removed due to being deemed as inappropriate.
We (Vulva) apologize for any harm it may have caused over the years, and furthermore apologize for any childhood possibly ruined.

Rise and fade, Vulva avatar
****-2020

Thanks for using Steam

Rabscuttle — Fri, 26 Jun 2020 03:20:18 +0000

Hi. I'm Gabe Newell. Thanks for using Steam.

Ralph-Life: AnalyX

Rabscuttle — Fri, 13 Dec 2019 20:22:01 +0000

Hi. I'm Gabe Newell.
In case you have been living under a headcrab, about 22 days ago we announced our next entry in the Ralph-Life series... Ralph-Life: AnalyX.
We are aware that some of our long-life fans may feel less of a sense of pride and accomplishment after surviving all these years only to realise that even though they will be able to play another Ralph-Life title in their lifetime -- these things, they take time -- it will require a VR headset. But don't worry, we took care of that too with our own Vulva Sphinctex -- you will just have to ask your father for a small loan of a thousand dollars.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/546560/HalfLife_Alyx/
Oh, and the Winter Sale is coming soon™, so there's that.
Cya next year,
Gaben

Dota Plumber Lores is out now

Rabscuttle — Mon, 24 Jun 2019 01:47:42 +0000

I almost forgot to announce.
After just 6 days and 9 hours in development, our more hard and pumped version of Automess, a fanmade Dota 2 mod, is out now. Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

REVIEWS
"This game is very frustrating."
10/10 - Polygoon

"I suck but I love playing it.”
9.69/10 - CameCrate

"There is very little incentive to stay past mid-game if you're the one getting screwed."
5/7 - IGN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046930/Dota_Underlords/

333 members? Summer sale.

Rabscuttle — Sat, 01 Jun 2019 16:11:30 +0000

Hi. I'm Gabe Newell. Thanks for being part of Vulva.
We have come a long way, and to celebrate this wonderful milestone, we will do absolutely nothing. You're welcome. But wait, this reminds of the Steam Summer Sale. As always, make sure to ready your Steam Wallet so you can, once again, give me money in exchange for cheaper games that you'll most likely never play.

Talk to you later,
Gaben

Artefukt is out now

Rabscuttle — Sat, 01 Dec 2018 15:03:38 +0000

Let us know how much you enjoy it.

REVIEWS
"Finally a Dota with no russian teammates."
10/10 - IGN

"The most powerful card is the credit card.”
6/9 - DameSpot

"It's hard for me to openly and honestly recommend Artefukt as it currently stands."
5/7 - Rock Paper Shotcum

https://store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/

Artefukt is coming soon™

Rabscuttle — Fri, 01 Jun 2018 16:59:48 +0000

Just a reminder to our beloved Vulva followers: our next game, Artefukt, is coming sooner than you might expect. There will be cards, there will be roleplay, and anyone familiar with our previous game, Defense of the Anuses 2, will not be disappointed. Add it to your wishlist, and hold on tight.
Oh, and in the meantime, don't forget to prepare your wallets for the Summer Sale.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/
Note: even though the name of the game has been censored due to censorship reasons, as well as some of the more explicit content, there will be a patch available upon release including the uncensored version on our website nudecelebsforfree.com.

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