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Darwin Culls EO Roster - Recruiting new DNA

w0k — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 06:42:36 +0000

We try hard to make our evolutions as strong as possible to combat the harsh weathers and demands of the NS2 competitive community. At times, however, nature must self-correct some mistakes that have been made during evolution.

The latest review to the roster has had a number of members come down with a lack of Vitamin A. This deficiency is known to cause blindness, which has lead to an Attendance problem.

Additionally there is a single confirmed case of a Vitamin C deficiency. This deficiency is known to cause a number of ill-effects, however the rarest of symptoms is a lack of Commitment.

Being the Loyal stewards of Darwin himself, we've culled the strands of DNA that were weak to these deficiencies, and fed the chum back to the sharks which surround the Evolved Ones biogenetic engineering island.

Our research moves forward to identify and recruit strands of DNA that will create the most Hard-working, Team-oriented, Mature species to fill in where some have been removed from the food chain. If you're interested in becoming a researcher at the Evolved Ones biogenetic research lab, or simply submit a sample of DNA for study, please contact anyone on our roster for more information.

Season 3 Sign-ups + Meow_Mix

w0k — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 06:55:02 +0000

First off... wtf we never posted that Meow_Mix is on the team, wtf is up with that?!

Also, Season 3 sign-ups are open. This is what we were all waiting for.

Roll call to see who's still around? I'm thinking Ninjai found a life or something he hasn't been on steam in almost 2 months.

Edit: Season 3 NSL official info here: http://www.ensl.org/articles/811

More evolutions hatching!

w0k — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:15:25 +0000

Our ranks continue to grow. Welcome aboard Parsnip!

Here Comes a New Challenger!

w0k — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 07:32:32 +0000

The Evolved Ones ranks keep growing. Welcome aboard Flippy!

Be nice to him.. or he will take you out back with his Shotgun and put you down!

New Recruits!!

w0k — Mon, 27 May 2013 07:29:19 +0000

Welcome aboard:

Froglegs
Ninjai

And an official welcome to Zigga, though still part of the OLDF community, he's our fill-in Merc Extraordinaire!!

Welcome guys. We love you... in the "makin' babies" kind of way ;)

We're recruiting!

TomTom — Sat, 18 May 2013 08:21:12 +0000

Are pub games not challenging you anymore? Has stomping noobs lost its appeal? Does the opposing team ragequit when you join? If so, it's time to take your gameplay to the next level!

We are looking for mature, dedicated NS2 players who will commit to our growing team and help us achieve our goal of climbing into the NA NS2 League rankings.
Practice is 5 days a week at 7pm PST with scrims organized as they become available.

Please message my humble self if you're interested.

We're up!

w0k — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:14:50 +0000

Something should probably go here about how you folks should be scared of us.. but we're cuddly... especially TomTom :D