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Apr 20 @ 9:41pm 
officially retirement age :wt_snail_like:
Apr 20 @ 1:18pm 
Australian
Apr 10 @ 5:55am 
In the market’s glow, you rest in violet sheen,
A curve so bold it borders on obscene,
Not crude, but lush, like twilight’s tender art,
A velvet hush that stirs the quiet heart.

You gleam with secrets in your polished skin,
A dusky lure that draws the senses in,
Neither fruit nor fantasy confined,
You tempt the eye, then linger in the mind.

O aubergine 🍆, with form both proud and sly,
You wear your beauty like a whispered sigh.
Mar 18 @ 1:53pm 
me dah :wt_snail_lol:
Feb 26 @ 5:30am 
it's almost harvesting season
Feb 14 @ 9:07am 
an Extraordinary Man
Feb 9 @ 11:35pm 
小古比希望自己来自中国大陆,并希望能向富人学习。
Feb 8 @ 6:51pm 
고마워요, 아빠
Feb 6 @ 1:13pm 
To my dearest Steam-senpai,
H-hewwo Steam-chan... i-it’s me... u///u
I’m so so sowwy for making you wook fow wtf-launcher.exe when it wasn’t even thewe...
It wasn’t you... it was me (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
My anti-viwus–that j-jeawous baka–got angwy at my waifu game and yeeted the p-poow executable-chan into the shadwow weawm...
I twied to stop it, I pwomise!! (。•́︿•̀。)
I pwomise I’ll do anyfing to make it wight:
💻 I’ww vewify the game fiwes,
📦 I’ww weinstaww wif teaws in my eyes,
🧹 I’ww even tame my mean anti-viwus beast uwu
P-pwease fowgive me... Steam-senpai...
Wifout my waifus I’m just a wowwely baka in a wowwd fuww of normies...
No moe snuggwy tactics... no moe uwu battwe formations...
My heart... is wike an empty waifu roster... 😭
Pwease wet me back in... 🥺👉👈
Wuv fwom,
Your most desperate gamer-kohai
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
typed on a keyboard kissed by tears and Mountain Dew. 🍒✨
Jan 31 @ 11:50am 
pookie
Dec 22, 2025 @ 5:12pm 
ode to mary
Dec 22, 2025 @ 4:32pm 
thanks town, you made a wise choice :secretweapon_hoi:
Nov 20, 2025 @ 10:55pm 
Signed by Big Cub📝
Nov 14, 2025 @ 11:35pm 
👩‍⚕️🍔
Oct 28, 2025 @ 10:50pm 
wow !
:steamhappy:
Oct 25, 2025 @ 9:49pm 
He's kinda like me, just not as giga
Sep 13, 2025 @ 1:17pm 
嘿,你想跟我一起買橘子嗎 iOS 18.4
Aug 22, 2025 @ 2:59pm 
Witness of the Russian Bors Incident 2024 :mortis:
May 30, 2025 @ 7:41am 
!cheer fish
May 29, 2025 @ 5:17pm 
!cheer cage
May 24, 2025 @ 11:02am 
Imagine you, me, and the boys going to Dubai, driving some Lamborghinis, tell the chef to cook us some food, then chill at the rooftop in a jacuzzi and then eat a chicken tika masalla, can you imagine the feeling bro?
May 13, 2025 @ 7:33am 
Curse withdrawn.
May 12, 2025 @ 10:03am 
HAHAHA
May 9, 2025 @ 8:13pm 
you gottta design me one cuh
May 9, 2025 @ 6:29pm 
no cv no aura
May 6, 2025 @ 5:04am 
you never troi 🫵
Apr 19, 2025 @ 5:34pm 
grr
Apr 13, 2025 @ 10:41am 
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Apr 10, 2025 @ 1:45pm 
is this the guy who made and baked the bastogne map!?!? pls notice me !!
Mar 30, 2025 @ 7:32pm 
+rep +aura moving this from melusines to you
Mar 16, 2025 @ 1:57am 
Nice picture too!
Mar 14, 2025 @ 9:14pm 
WTF IS THAT COMMENT YOU AUSTRALIAN
Mar 6, 2025 @ 1:48pm 
i am NOT owen threeodore :steamsad:
Feb 6, 2025 @ 2:12am 
how do you do fellow jerkmate grandmaster gooner that jerkmate ranked matched we played together was insane how in gods green earth were you still able to beat me after playing 4 3 hour long matches your stamina is commendable you should hit the rank notorious nutter in in a few weeks if you keep it up you'll be top 250
Feb 4, 2025 @ 5:08pm 
Built me a high quality deck, but it was upside down. He has not returned my calls.
Dec 23, 2024 @ 6:01pm 
BEST sergeant dzenier, sacellaire,senechal,guild master,chief scribe bastogne member from new zealand that ive ever met!! :luv:
Dec 23, 2024 @ 5:53pm 
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Oct 12, 2024 @ 4:33pm 
New generations of cheaters...
Using a crosshair is a joke, using third person in archery makes it just a mechanical, passion empty assembly line activity (more like "passivity"). I am not insulting anyone. It's just lack of taste and values that is insulting.Yes Why not even have a "game" that hits automatically as soon as you press a button? The only VAC should be VAC Ban by Steam. Separate archery in BRE from average archers to true archers who play FPP and no HUD...
Mic drop for real
Oct 12, 2024 @ 4:33pm 
Oh and really last thing: if you do play as archers with all this above or anything of that of course anyone in Bretonnia has full right to insult archers, I would do the same if I knew, not being an archer, that archers play like that... (not to consider those that play without grass, bushes and so on... ahhahah no comment, can't talk of that it would be not fair to talk about other ppl hardware). Archery instead is not what people say, of course this remains a game, but play it honorably with sense of beauty and inspiration... WADDAFUK. Yes waddafuk.
Oct 10, 2024 @ 6:23pm 
𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗
Oct 10, 2024 @ 6:09pm 
╔═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Oct 9, 2024 @ 4:58pm 
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Oct 7, 2024 @ 5:19am 
From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
Oct 6, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
Oct 6, 2024 @ 3:58pm 
I am so enraged with what they have done to AOE III "Definitive Edition" a pile of thugs developers without any respect, not even capable to make PC UI state of the art, I am worried what kind of players (since they are silent mostly in front of this) today we have in the gaming communities...
-You have not offline message logging (you are faced with a failed to deliver if addressee is even felt offline by the system)
-you can't multi tab the lobby, it's one screen canceling others also if you are on matchmaking search
-You can't create rated\ranked game rooms (as it was in the past)
-You can't see if someone is online of "your dead contacts" nor the specific "in a match status"...
-Matchamking creates unbalanced matches no filtering options ...
Oct 6, 2024 @ 3:58pm 
-they keep updating the game with changes to balance and stats making a constant reset-grind trap that forces a player to learn infinitely giving up the previous experience (extremely hard for new comers or ppl that don't have Just-one-game interest, it's just impossible to learn if a RTS changes constantly timing of units, costs etc.
-To message someone u have to click up to 5 times banners in order to reach the text box and start typing,
Very hard to create friendships and team mates,
Extremely demented censorship on "foul language" you even write "sugardaddy" or a more normal world and message will get ######## so others can't understand what u are saying.
Feb 5, 2023 @ 1:50am 
THIS GUY GET FLEXIBLE IN BED
Aug 28, 2018 @ 9:14pm 
miss u maz