I used to go to school with him and he always used to eat raw chicken for his lunch. Literally slices of raw chicken and he'd
just dip then into vinegar and constantly look shifty like a nervous bit of prey, never seemed to get ill though and always had small feet.
Proper nice kid though, he used to wear a golf glove to school everyday and he had pet mice at home,
he used to gather up a months worth of their droppings and them ferment them in vinegar for 6 months,
then sniff them to get himself high before geography. He reckoned the smell alone was strong enough to fell a rhino. Nice kid though as I said,
just a bit weird

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I'm sorry, I know it's pride month but it's gone too far, you expect me to think drinking sparkling water is "normal" and should be something I have to respect you for? I know you will always be yourself. and I've no problem with that but I don't want you to make me drink your sparkling water, or to drink sparkling water in front of my kids! Our society has no need to change for the 1% who "love" sparkling water!!

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Ummm hello.. I am looking for someone to talk to >.<
You can call me orefox,kawaii,neko, i dont really mind ^~^
I am 14 years old and my name is Manuel. I am bi and Sometimes depressed... just add me if you want someone to talk to, im known to be a good listener
P.S i am from holland and english is not my first language.. so if its a bit roughend up, you know why so yeah bai :maeko:

*Beep beeep* thank you for trading with me ^.^ have a good day

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