You're so massive. The biggest guy in the gym. Nobody is bulking as hard as you. Out of an infinite number of alternate versions of yourself, you are by far the most bulbous and succulent one. Nobody is as bulbous and succulent as you are. Out of all the bulks to ever exist, you are the bulkiest of them all. The only one to ever bulk. Nobodies doing it like you, because they cant, as you are the only one that is bulking and they are simply not you. But you are you, and you are the biggest you out of an infinity of you.

+rep

bruder muss los, nasenbluten

-rep he is gay and love big black clock

ha ha hey cutie, why aren’t you smiling? you should smile more, show those pearly whites! ah ha what’s that? you have a boyfriend? pfft I wasn’t flirting with you, that’s crazy. just tryna make you smile, queen. maybe you should drop that zero and get this hero since you aren’t smiling with him. ah ha ha what that mouth do? smile? cos you should do it

Omg is that, a crow in your profile picture? Yes.