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Dec 4, 2021 @ 6:29pm 
captun nick is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic
Feb 10, 2020 @ 5:39am 
im calling out from scatland ba bobbita bah bah bah ba bobbity will you accept the charges da dingadinga dong skeebibbtybop
Sep 24, 2019 @ 5:34pm 
game crashed i'm loggin back in but GGs!
Jan 20, 2019 @ 5:35pm 
my patience runs thin with my little brother as he continues his latest charade of barging into the bathroom as i am mid♥♥♥♥♥♥and flushing the toilet (depriving me the chance to review my work). he then runs out screaming "TURDBURGLED TURDBURGLED". my only method of retaliation is to bring the Pisstress out of retirement,
Jul 21, 2018 @ 12:58am 
gg
Jul 1, 2018 @ 8:54pm 
1. nothing wrong with me
2. 2 nothing wrong wiith me
3. nothing wrong with Me


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May 27, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
My hibernation is over and the thirst for Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa penetrates my every thought. Release me from this fried "poultry" centered nightmare.
Dec 14, 2017 @ 12:29pm 
It would be within your best interest NOT to post that on my profile again.
Oct 30, 2017 @ 6:51am 
YES you may know the combo attacks but: Do you know the entire secret menu at Carl's Jr.? that is what i thought,King Me ♥♥♥♥♥
Oct 26, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
NO i did not ask my parents permission to Go Online and NO i do not care what those degenerates at "PBS" think about it
Oct 26, 2017 @ 7:19am 
MIND MELTER ; usain bolt would be unstoppable in the town of Bedrock (home of the flintstones) , his speed feet easily making any stone-age vehicle into a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport
Oct 25, 2017 @ 6:00pm 
very Sick and very tired of being addressed as The big papa Whappa by all the school kids in my "hood"
Oct 25, 2017 @ 4:51am 
Got some flak from the local black community after accidentally wearing my tanktop with Rosa Park's face on it inside out, pressing her face up against my bus like body
Oct 23, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
Gomer Snowcone VS. 200 LARGE Pepperoni Pizzas (with healthbars)
May 2, 2016 @ 11:28pm 
delete that comment u son of a bith
Mar 9, 2016 @ 12:35pm 
lol ur old :steambored:
Jan 16, 2016 @ 7:07pm 
Eat a dix Goma, play me in SF4 see how far then knees take ya. <3 <3
Jan 13, 2016 @ 8:21am 
Hey, uh, I saw your recent comment on The Bouke's profile...

Where do you get off saying "egg" to someone like that? You realize there are dozens of eggs that are scrambling to survive everyday right? I bet you got all cracked up when you made that post, thinking you're a real jokester huh? Better watch out buddy, say something like that to the wrong person, and you'll get fried.







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Nov 20, 2015 @ 6:44pm 
ill call the police
Nov 20, 2015 @ 6:43pm 
watch ur mouth
Nov 13, 2014 @ 6:21pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister and shot my dog
Nov 7, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
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Aug 7, 2014 @ 10:13am 
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Aug 1, 2014 @ 6:31pm 
nooper with a big tooper
Jul 14, 2014 @ 8:47am 
eyyy gurl u wan sum fukc?
Jul 13, 2014 @ 1:05pm 
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Jul 13, 2014 @ 12:57pm 
pleese no mroe skellington u scare me 2 die and i becum 1!
Jul 13, 2014 @ 11:49am 
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Dec 27, 2013 @ 8:19pm 
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Nov 25, 2013 @ 8:25am 
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Nov 21, 2013 @ 2:59pm 
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Nov 17, 2013 @ 7:19am 
Do YOU Know a SUPER MOM?

Able to make Boo-boos Better with a Single Kiss!
Brings out Your Very BEST with a Single WORD..
Leaps All Obstacles with a Step of Faith!
Stops Speeding Bullets with the POWER of LOVE!

Pretends to be Clara Kent until One of Her Kids NEEDS Her,
Protects her own like a Roaring Lion!
Provides for her Kids like they were ROYALTY..
SACRIFICES for them Like She was JESUS Himself.

Mom's SPIT can wash ANYTHING off your Face or Hands!
She can Fix your Hair in a New York Minute...
EVEN WITHOUT A HAIRBRUSH!!
Fix Your Tie, ♥♥♥♥ Your ♥♥♥♥, Tie Your Shoes, Wipe Your Nose,
ALL IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE!!

She can Melt away All FEAR with just a few Words..
And HEAL a Broken Heart with a Single HUG!
Make you feel like you can Do ANYTHING!!
With just a few Words of ENCOURAGEMENT...

She has the POWER!!
To Make You KING of the WORLD...
With EIGHT Little Words:
I LOVE You!
I am PROUD of You!

If you Know of a SUPER MOM, Post this on Your Page.
I AM!!!
Sep 1, 2013 @ 9:46pm 
:weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed: 8^)
Jun 18, 2013 @ 4:44am 
when r u going to con??? I need to know when 2 be bored
Dec 19, 2012 @ 10:43am 
oh man u got rekt
Dec 19, 2012 @ 8:31am 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut
Oct 24, 2012 @ 8:39pm 
i would like to get buff and cocaine???
Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:19pm 
tummy hairs
Aug 5, 2012 @ 9:14am 
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, Carlos
Jun 27, 2012 @ 12:49am 
ur a doody hed
Jun 17, 2012 @ 1:59am 
This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' MLG man, most MLG RPer ever could wipe the floor with your money printers.