Recent reviews by Professor Mex

I was hyped for Audiomech, but this took me by surprise. I shall become the master of Disco Inferno. (Yes, you can import your own music.)

Super impressive for a game that could probably run on a potato with the storage space of a potato and half the ram a potato possesses.

For real though, this has certainly scratched the itch while I wait for the new Ace Combat.

Also nukes.

I can't believe I wasted electricity and my time to download this absolute piece of garbage.

The guns suck. The armor system sucks. The heroes absolutely suck. You literally have to Minecraft to get funbux to spend at the annoying shopkeeper for stuff you can find in boxes. (Don't worry, the game will tell you that the blue boxes are indeed blue and that the red boxes are indeed, for sure, the color red.)

Erase the minecraft, and the armor system, and the base reinforcing and the game *might* go from absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to okayish.

I had to see how bad it was for myself, and it was even worse than the reviews said it was.

The final reveal was really this Geoff? Does it haunt you? How many minecrafted funbux did they give you for that?

I want my kWh and approximately 47,000 braincells back, please.

I actually apologized to my SSD for tainting it with this "game."

Realistically all you need to know is take cover and watch your thicc boi use his chainsaw gun.

Captain Doomerica, Pacific Rim, Pissed off laser dragon. That's all you need to know.

Shut up and buy it.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINA- WELL MET, CITIZEN. Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

More crashes than a Texas highway in a ice storm.

You must embrace the truth. This is a DLC simulator that just happens to have choo-choo trains in it.



For real though, 763 DLCs. Ubisoft can only dream of having that much DLC for one game.

I wish I would have waited for the sale, but either way it was definitely worth it. Modern resolutions and smoothing make it look great and run buttery smooth. Game is still as good as ever. Just buy it, especially if you've never played it before.

FINISHED MAJOR ORDER: DEFENDED SUPER EARTH FROM THE SONY EXECUTIVES 10/10