Call me Nixon the way my Richard makes her Gates Water.

Hi Albranian Virus, I'm dad

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus.

you're a contemplator, a body mover, and a pedestrian. +rep

I'm an incel sweaty

Hey, so I know you have a bf and he seems like a cool guy but honestly I'm not just saying you could do better, I know you can. I'm looking for a tradwife kinda woman, someone who will submit to the dominant alpha male of the relationship. That dominant alpha being me ofc. And the alpha can sense you being the one for me. Come join me... or live a life of misery with your chud boyfriend.

It's your choice...